The Witteringswine Parodies:

1. Tractatus Fuselagico-Umbilicus
(The world is full of stuff. Believe it.)

2. Witteringswine's Philosophical Tribulations
(philosophy is the disease for which it should be the cure, but isn't)

Imperium (Heidegger parody)

Review of a nonexistent book (on Borges' New Refutation of Time)

"Getting blown to pieces is the occupational hazard of soldiering;
getting torn to pieces, that of philosophizing." --Flash qFiasco

1. Interview With God (no, not the smarmy one you've seen elsewhere)

2. Diogenes (a Socratic dialog with Diogenes of Sinope)

3. The Herald (a Socratic dialog with Joseph K.)

Quotes from various thinkers

Wittgenstein Miscellany

1. The Subject in Wittgenstein's Tractatus
(Schopenhauer's Will & Idea in the early Wittgenstein)

2. Philosophical Investigations 628: Knowing One's Way About
(on voluntary action, surprise, and why one should not ask why)

3. Review: Norman Malcolm, "Wittgenstein, A Religious Point of View?"

4. Review: James Klagge, ed., "Wittgenstein, Philosophical Occasions"

5. Reply to Martin Gardner on Mathematical Realism

6. America's Apostasy,
(on the detention of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay and elsewhere)

7. How Do You Define Torture?
(on waterboarding and stress positions)

8. On Pretexts for Going to War in Iraq
(culpable ignorance)

9. We Hold These Truths to Be Self-Evident....
(a note on human rights)